I don’t even know how to begin this post, because it’s boring and it’s about me. (as usual) So, I guess it doesn’t matter how I begin, since it’s going to be a bore, either way.
Last week I started getting a cold. But I didn’t want to mention it, because, could I get any more colds? I mean, I bathe, I wash my hands and change my sheets, I wipe down my countertops with this stuff, almost daily. Can I catch a break? I also had a doctor’s appointment scheduled for yesterday to go over my MRI results, well, since those results came back normal (found out through the mail), I’m thinking I didn’t need to waste the seven hours I spend in the waiting room and the twenty bucks. So, on Thursday I intended to cancel my appointment. But I didn’t. I forgot. And these people, will come and get you if you don’t show up for an appointment. Like with a $25 fee. (that’s more than my co-pay!)
Well, Friday morning comes along and I feel like total dog crap. Much worse than the days prior. Essentially my throat on the left side felt like I was swallowing toothpicks, except I wasn’t, I was swallowing spit. So, I figured I’d keep my appointment. And after waiting in the properly named "WAITING ROOM" for one hour solid, I was called in. By this time, my 800 milligrams of Ibruprofen and the tylenol had both worn off and I was one miserable whore. Just when he pressed the tongue depresser thing down onto my tongue, I could have cried. He told me I have a sinus infection (again) and feels I’ve been battling the same infection since November, so he’s putting me on a 2 week antibiotic. 2 week antibiotics scare me, as soon as he said that a flashing light came into my head that read "YEAST INFECTION, YEAST INFECTION, YEAST INFECTION." But, we’ll conquer that battle when the time comes. YAY DIFLUCAN!
Oh, and to make my life more dramatic and sad. I was supposed to attend a retreat for women at my church this weekend. I signed up in December and have been very excited about attending. It began at 8am this morning and finishes around 5pm on Sunday, we sleep on the floor in sleeping bags, which means, no sleep for me. I asked my doctor yesterday about whether or not I should attend and he felt pretty strongly that it could be really bad for my body to endure such a long time, not relaxing and then not sleeping. And also, he felt my cold would be contagious for another 72 hours. So, I had to stay home. And it’s a good thing I did, girl, because, I’ve only gotten worse.
I’ve had many firsts in the past 24 hours:
1. First fever in 10 years. (100.5)
2. It’s 4:00pm and I’m still in my pjs, and I fully intend to stay in them until sometime tomorrow, at which point, I guess I’ll shower.
3. First time I wanted to cry while taking a drink of water (God, could I be more pathetic?)
4. First time both Tylenol 3 and 800 mg of Ibuprofen barely dull the pain in my throat (I guess I can be more pathetic.)
5. And the first time I’ve eaten lunch in bed. (mac n’ cheese.)
So, I’m grateful that I did go to the doctor. He felt that had I not come in, my throat would have turned into strept (and still may), I’m glad it’s Saturday and tomorrow is Sunday so Brian is home and I’m grateful for ice cold, Starbucks mocha frappuchinos. (and I’m grateful that I have a husband that will run out and get one for me.)
So, I tip my frappuchino to you, readers, for sticking with me during this long, boring, bitchy post about my illness. Maybe next time I’ll blog about knitting.

































