Okay, so I totally did not watch Idol last night. Not because I didn’t feel like it, but because I was laughing and drinking with my girls at Mommy’s Group last night. By the way, big shout out to Mommy’s Group, the girls who always read but never comment. (except Lynette.) So, holla. I’m watching Idol now, in the middle of the day. (3 cheers for good parenting! HIP HIP!) Seriously, it has taken me 45 minutes to watch the first three performers, so I should be done, you know, just in time for the results show to be over.
So, here is a quick and easy run down. Just in case you care:
LaKisha–lovely, loved her dress and boots, but the boobs, those were distracting. Not that I wouldn’t take a pair like that, I’m just saying.
Chris S–I love the Police, but I thought he was trying to sound like Sting a little too much. I missed his voice in the song.
Gina–OMG. She actually brought me to tears. Maybe it’s the brain splitting headache I have, but then again, did you hear Simon’s reaction? It was INCREDIBLE. To think that 15 minutes ago, I didn’t care whether or not that song even existed. Gina did something special to that song. BIG PROPS.
okay, now I lost the remote. seriously, it’s gone. I found it! It was sitting next to me. I just heard Sanjaya was coming on, I already saw his picture on MSN. I am not looking forward to this at all. Where are my nachos? I need something to throw at the TV.
Sanjaya–He’s dumb. He forgot the words during his practice rounds. I hate him. freakin’ ugly rooster. (Ariel just said "what’s on his hair?" and then she pointed at him and said "what’s that?" I do not know dear, I do not know.) Is his hair like that to take away from the fact that he can’t sing? it’s not working. awful performace. Nachos have been thrown. NEXT.
Haley–oh, bother. I’m bored, but my Ariel just said "she has a beautiful voice. Just like Ariel." I like her dress, it’s awfully short. You know, what would Paula say if Gwen hadn’t talked first? She keeps repeating what she says. I do like Paula’s bangs. What’s that? oh, it’s a singing contest, right.
Phil–I just heard he’s coming up and frankly, I’m scared. don’t like him. I have this thing about Sting and people covering his songs. Sting is awesome. Have you seen him with his shirt off? OMG. FLAWLESS. sidetracked again. Phil. yeah, PHIL. blah. It is one of his better performances, I’ll give him that. Okay, Randy just got done talking and Ariel said "why does he call everyone ‘dog?" I bet it’s confusing for her, hearing someone call humans "dog."
Melinda–She sounds great, no surprises from her. She looks adorable! (Simon does not know what he’s talking about) ROCK ON, MELINDA.
Blakey Blake–He looks so cute. I’m liking it, but it’s quite slow and I’m finding myself waiting for him to beatbox. and he never did. oh boy. Still cute, tho’, dawg and his voice was soothing.
Simon mentioned Chris Daughtry. *sigh* I love him something bad.
Jordin–She looks cute. A little bit like Fergie. She sounds okay. She isn’t able to show off her big vocals with this song, but it was good.
Chris R–I liked it. I have no real strong feelings on this performance. His voice sounded good. It was better than last week.
HOORAY! IT’S OVER! Tune in next week for Parenting 101.
My fave: Gina (I can’t believe I’m saying that!)
My least fave: The Ugly Rooster
Whose going to leave? no idea.
lol. thanks for the synopsis! i missed it but now I don’t even need to watch…the chatter at the “watercooler” at the office today was sanjaya’s mohawk. I thought of you right away
lol. thanks for the synopsis! i missed it but now I don’t even need to watch…the chatter at the “watercooler” at the office today was sanjaya’s mohawk. I thought of you right away
Fun recap! It was definitely a rather interesting evening!
Fun recap! It was definitely a rather interesting evening!
I’m beginning to believe I am the only American left who does not watch AI. I’ve never even seen one full episode. Except a couple of audition ones a couple of years ago. I’m just not a big TV person.
Your post makes me want to watch though…
I’m beginning to believe I am the only American left who does not watch AI. I’ve never even seen one full episode. Except a couple of audition ones a couple of years ago. I’m just not a big TV person.
Your post makes me want to watch though…
Are you kidding me with that hair? We’ll see what happens tonight and I’ll be listening for the nachos. Just out of curiosity, what should I listen for if he gets da boot, dawg?
Are you kidding me with that hair? We’ll see what happens tonight and I’ll be listening for the nachos. Just out of curiosity, what should I listen for if he gets da boot, dawg?
I didn’t like that guy singing the Cure song. It is a song that should not be touched!
I liked the Sting song. Thought it was purdy good.
Love Melinda. She’s amazing.
I didn’t like that guy singing the Cure song. It is a song that should not be touched!
I liked the Sting song. Thought it was purdy good.
Love Melinda. She’s amazing.
Sanjaya sucks and he needs to go, him AND his “mohawk”. Totally agree with you on Gina, she was fabulous!
Sanjaya sucks and he needs to go, him AND his “mohawk”. Totally agree with you on Gina, she was fabulous!
Thea-dawg,
If Sanjay-yah actually got voted off tonight, you may actually hear me screaming, hollering, spitting, crying, and you may hear a news report of a women streaking throughout her neighborhood. Maybe.
Thea-dawg,
If Sanjay-yah actually got voted off tonight, you may actually hear me screaming, hollering, spitting, crying, and you may hear a news report of a women streaking throughout her neighborhood. Maybe.
Just stopped by off of MOG! and boy am I glad I did! Your ROCK on your American Idol recap! thank you so much, and I too am a Chris Daughtry fan. (*sigh*) going to his concert on the 19th in K.C.!
have a great day and I will be back!
Just stopped by off of MOG! and boy am I glad I did! Your ROCK on your American Idol recap! thank you so much, and I too am a Chris Daughtry fan. (*sigh*) going to his concert on the 19th in K.C.!
have a great day and I will be back!