Well, ladies & gents, here’s another edition of Friday Love Letters.
Dear Grey’s Anatomy,
I have only watched the first two episodes of this season. The last thing I saw was George saying he loved Izzy…it irritated me. Is this a sign the show is over for me? I don’t know. Maybe I was turned off when Izzy revived a deer on the season premiere.
Signed,
Missing Preston, a little bit
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Dear Tivo in my Bedroom,
Once again, you are included in my love letters. I know that I excessively record the following shows: What Not To Wear, Will & Grace and Sex and the City. What is it about those shows that makes you suggest Hip Hop Harry, The Knife Show and Vacation Home Search in the Tivo Suggestions? Can you work a little harder to pick a suggestion I may actually watch?
Please?
Love,
Tivo Lover (if I have hurt your feelings, please disregard this note, I love you.)
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Dear Woman at Ariel’s School,
My name is Beth. Not Dana.
Regards,
Beth
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Dear McDonald’s,
Whose idea was it to put crack in your coffee?
Whoever it was, deserves a raise.
Best,
Caffeinated and Happy
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Dear Nose,
Please stop sneezing just after I apply mascara. Two days in a row is a bit much.
Fondly,
Messy Eyes
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Dear TLC,
Would you please start airing all new episodes of Little People, Big World and Jon and Kate plus 8 every single day forever and ever and ever?
Yours Truly,
A Little People Lover
P.S. Feel free to remove LA Ink, it’s just not working for me.
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Dear Everyone Who Watches Dancing With The Stars,
What is so great about this show? Is it too late to start watching it this season? What’s so great about watching people dance?
Jealously Yours,
Wanting to Fit In
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Dear Laundry,
Please stop multiplying. I know people say laundry won’t fold itself, but I’m pretty sure you could because you are special, way specialer than most laundry. So, please, I BEG you, please fold yourself. And then put yourself away.
Hoping and praying,
Lazybones
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Dear Husband,
When I asked you last night to please move the case of beer from the living room, did you think I said "please do not ever move the case of beer from the living room?"
Cause it’s still there.
In the living room.
A case of beer.
Smooches,
Curious & Confused
dear mcdonalds,
may we also thank you for selling your crack-laced coffee for only 69 cents. for a large. oh how we love you.
fondly,
overcaffeinated and loving it
dear mcdonalds,
may we also thank you for selling your crack-laced coffee for only 69 cents. for a large. oh how we love you.
fondly,
overcaffeinated and loving it
Dear Beth, you made my Friday morning even better.
Love,
Crazy-Happy It’s Friday
Dear Beth, you made my Friday morning even better.
Love,
Crazy-Happy It’s Friday
Dear Beth,
Thank you for making me laugh everyday. It makes my really crappy life feel a lot better everyday!!!! You are hysterical.
Love,
your fav. P Chef.
Dear Beth,
Thank you for making me laugh everyday. It makes my really crappy life feel a lot better everyday!!!! You are hysterical.
Love,
your fav. P Chef.
Dear TLC,
I second Beth. If you show John and Kate and the Little People every single day with all new episodes I will never turn my TV off of your channel. I promise. Because A) I find comfort in the fact that Kate is slightly more neurotic than I am and B) I love the Roloff’s because they may be the only family out there that argues more than mine.
Love,
Raising just 4 but it feels like 8
and
Dear ABC,
You loosing Preston is like when ER lost Benson, you need to keep the jerk in the show. It’s good TV. Izzy is obnoxious, and McDreamy is too nice. Preston may not have been a nice real life person, but this is a TV show. Loose the wildlfe and get back to the good stuff.
Love,
almost ready to go back to CSI
Dear TLC,
I second Beth. If you show John and Kate and the Little People every single day with all new episodes I will never turn my TV off of your channel. I promise. Because A) I find comfort in the fact that Kate is slightly more neurotic than I am and B) I love the Roloff’s because they may be the only family out there that argues more than mine.
Love,
Raising just 4 but it feels like 8
and
Dear ABC,
You loosing Preston is like when ER lost Benson, you need to keep the jerk in the show. It’s good TV. Izzy is obnoxious, and McDreamy is too nice. Preston may not have been a nice real life person, but this is a TV show. Loose the wildlfe and get back to the good stuff.
Love,
almost ready to go back to CSI
I lurrvvveee John/Kate Plus 8 and the Roloffs…great shows, I too would watch every single day.
Coffee from McDonald’s rocks…in fact, drinking a large right now!
Next…Dancing with the Stars…Oh, my God…just watch…you will be hooked. I can’t explain it’s greatness…It is just fun…makes you want to put on your own dancing shoes and join in..check out my blog, I recap every show….read my archives, catch up…then join in next Monday night at 8….it’s not too late!
Dixie
I lurrvvveee John/Kate Plus 8 and the Roloffs…great shows, I too would watch every single day.
Coffee from McDonald’s rocks…in fact, drinking a large right now!
Next…Dancing with the Stars…Oh, my God…just watch…you will be hooked. I can’t explain it’s greatness…It is just fun…makes you want to put on your own dancing shoes and join in..check out my blog, I recap every show….read my archives, catch up…then join in next Monday night at 8….it’s not too late!
Dixie
Too funny. I need to think of some of these I could do.
Too funny. I need to think of some of these I could do.
I really like Grey’s this year.. Last night was really good.
I do prefer the more adult Private Practice though..
I really like Grey’s this year.. Last night was really good.
I do prefer the more adult Private Practice though..
Oh Beth – those were priceless! Loved every single one. Boy you’re a clever one!
Oh Beth – those were priceless! Loved every single one. Boy you’re a clever one!
Beer in the living room? My husband and your husband have similar notions of home decor.
Beer in the living room? My husband and your husband have similar notions of home decor.
VERY funny letters! …beer in the living room is ok with me, as long as it’s cold and within my reach!!
VERY funny letters! …beer in the living room is ok with me, as long as it’s cold and within my reach!!
Maybe he was going to put it in the refrigerator in the living room?! No fridge in the living room, maybe he is going to bring in the cooler and put the beer in the cooler in the living room!!!
Maybe he was going to put it in the refrigerator in the living room?! No fridge in the living room, maybe he is going to bring in the cooler and put the beer in the cooler in the living room!!!
Hilarious! You just put a HUGE smile on my face! Thanks ~ I needed that!
Hilarious! You just put a HUGE smile on my face! Thanks ~ I needed that!
Dear Beth the Love Letter Writer,
Please never stop writing love letters. They were far more entertaining than Grey’s Anatomy has ever been this year. Right now I better run to McDonald’s to try some crack, er…I mean, coffee.
Hugs & Kisses,
Lovely
Dear Beth the Love Letter Writer,
Please never stop writing love letters. They were far more entertaining than Grey’s Anatomy has ever been this year. Right now I better run to McDonald’s to try some crack, er…I mean, coffee.
Hugs & Kisses,
Lovely
Classic. Love every one of these- in particular the one about the beer. I think you could have written that to my husband.
Wait,
Dear Husband,
The laundry basket is but two feet beyond where you leave your dirty clothes. Is there an invisible barrier giving your clothes electric shock if they cross the line?
Love Always,
Perplexed
Classic. Love every one of these- in particular the one about the beer. I think you could have written that to my husband.
Wait,
Dear Husband,
The laundry basket is but two feet beyond where you leave your dirty clothes. Is there an invisible barrier giving your clothes electric shock if they cross the line?
Love Always,
Perplexed
You are too funny…What’s even funnier, I stopped before gathering all my dirty laundry and stripping beds to check blogs and came across yours first…I HATE LAUNDRY too! Oh, by the way, I will try to take you up on it and maybe record a few lines of a song to share…maybe at Christmas time…so stay tuned…and tell that lazy hubby of yours to MOVE THAT BEER….
You are too funny…What’s even funnier, I stopped before gathering all my dirty laundry and stripping beds to check blogs and came across yours first…I HATE LAUNDRY too! Oh, by the way, I will try to take you up on it and maybe record a few lines of a song to share…maybe at Christmas time…so stay tuned…and tell that lazy hubby of yours to MOVE THAT BEER….
Fantastic post!
I knew I needed TiVo for a reason, it’s What Not to Wear, of course!
I am a dancer (not professional or anything, I just really love it), so I love Dancing with stars. It is never too late to start watching.
If your laundry turns out to be this special, please send a piece of it over to my house to teach my clothes the same trick. Please, I’ll be your best friend!
Fantastic post!
I knew I needed TiVo for a reason, it’s What Not to Wear, of course!
I am a dancer (not professional or anything, I just really love it), so I love Dancing with stars. It is never too late to start watching.
If your laundry turns out to be this special, please send a piece of it over to my house to teach my clothes the same trick. Please, I’ll be your best friend!
Wow, I love your love letters, too funny!
Wow, I love your love letters, too funny!
You are hilarious! I can’t even tell you how much I loved this post. Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.
You are hilarious! I can’t even tell you how much I loved this post. Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.
Oh you are the best. LOVE.
Oh you are the best. LOVE.
Grey’s will get better. I hated the 1st 3 episodes…but hang in there…it will feel like the old Grey’s soon enough. The last 2 have been really good.
Grey’s will get better. I hated the 1st 3 episodes…but hang in there…it will feel like the old Grey’s soon enough. The last 2 have been really good.
LOL, that was hilarious. I loved it!
LOL, that was hilarious. I loved it!
I love the love letters!
I love the love letters!
Cracking me up. I love Jon and Kate, too. Except, is she incredibly mean to Jon, or is that just my imagination? He sure is a good sport, that Jon.
Cracking me up. I love Jon and Kate, too. Except, is she incredibly mean to Jon, or is that just my imagination? He sure is a good sport, that Jon.