Pieces
ByI have about five minutes to write something real quick before going to bed. So, how does a nice random post sound? Good?
God, I hope so. Cause that’s all I’ve got.
First…the winner of The Orange Bell jewelry is Melissa. What a lucky duck she is, don’t you think? I have about 3,213 more giveaways coming up, I plan to do all of them on my review blog because I don’t like the giveaway content blocking up the content on this blog. I know some of you don’t like giveaways, which is fine (and weird, because HELLO? GIVE.A.WAY.) But it’s so hard to turn these people down when they offer to give stuff away for free because I love you guys and I love being able to give you things. Know what I mean?
So, guess who I’m going to TALK to tomorrow on the phone? Any ideas?
No? Keep thinking….
Our kitchen “reconstruction” is almost done. Just some painting tomorrow and we’ll be back to normal. Ariel is sick which is sad because it’s just sad. She’s a very good sick girl, she blows her nose all of the time and knows the importance of orange juice, water and sleep. She’s all about being healthy. Today she tried my patience by asking me if I wanted to play Barbies 192 times and each time I said “no” because I’m 62 years old and I didn’t play Barbies when I was 6, so why would I now? And then I’d have to sit on the floor and do you know how long it takes me to stand back up? Oh man, my back hurts just thinking about it.
Have you figured out who I’m talking to tomorrow? I’ll have you a hint: SODAMNHOTITHURTS.
I took her to an after hours clinic tonight and it took FOREVER. It was strange because the doctor was male and he was “mature.” He kept saying “back then” as in, “back then we gave antibiotics for everything” and now “just some nasal spray should fix her right up.”
And the nurse? Well, if you follow me on twitter you know that she wore a nurse’s hat, like an old-fashioned one and it was just…strange. I wanted to ask her about it, like “so do you have to wear one?” or “how many bobby pins are you using exactly?“ or “has it ever fallen off while writing on charts?“ But I didn’t because as as weird as it was, it was also a little bit cute.
So, that’s it, that’s all I have for now and it took me more than five minutes but I won’t tell you how long exactly because it’s embarrassing how long it took me to write about nothing.
Except here’s something, tomorrow at noon, I’ll be on the phone with Patrick Dempsey. (it’s blog related, I’ll even have a Patrick Dempsey something giveaway!)
Yes, I’m serious. As a heart attack, which is what I’ll have as soon as I hear his incredibly beautiful and hunky voice.
OMG, I’m starting to hyper-ventilate just thinking about it, but don’t tell anyone because I’m going to be all aloof and nonchalant while on the phone.
It’s our secret? Okay? bye.
Holy SHIT. He’s so hot.
O.K. You’re like the 3rd or 4th person that I’ve heard is going to talk to him. WHAT THE HELL?!?
Yeah. He’s more than hot. He’s smokin’ hot.
O.K. You’re like the 3rd or 4th person that I’ve heard is going to talk to him. WHAT THE HELL?!?
Yeah. He’s more than hot. He’s smokin’ hot.
SERIOUSLY?? SERIOUSLY!! You are seriously talking to Patrick Dempsey on the phone tomorrow!?!? Holy Crap!
I am sooooo very McJealous of your phone call with McDreamy!!! What is the call for??
SERIOUSLY?? SERIOUSLY!! You are seriously talking to Patrick Dempsey on the phone tomorrow!?!? Holy Crap!
I am sooooo very McJealous of your phone call with McDreamy!!! What is the call for??
GOD I’m so jealous of you. I’d probably be unable to get any words out if I had to talk to him though – I’d be too star struck. Have fun and you better tell us about it!!!
GOD I’m so jealous of you. I’d probably be unable to get any words out if I had to talk to him though – I’d be too star struck. Have fun and you better tell us about it!!!
Patrick Dempsey? Can we do a conference call?????????? Pretty please???
That man is so hot he can melt a tub o’buttah.
Patrick Dempsey? Can we do a conference call?????????? Pretty please???
That man is so hot he can melt a tub o’buttah.
What?! Patrick Dempsey on the phone tomorrow?! Wow, just wow. I can’t wait to read the blog about THAT!
What?! Patrick Dempsey on the phone tomorrow?! Wow, just wow. I can’t wait to read the blog about THAT!
Yes, indeed he is very hot! LOL! Lucky you, Beth!!
Yes, indeed he is very hot! LOL! Lucky you, Beth!!
Seriously? Patrick Demspey and You on the phone….why don’t you have details posted yet??? Seriously? I’m jealous. But just a little (my husband is standing over my shoulder and made me write that!)
Seriously? Patrick Demspey and You on the phone….why don’t you have details posted yet??? Seriously? I’m jealous. But just a little (my husband is standing over my shoulder and made me write that!)
OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! I LOVE him!! I would totally pee myself!
OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! I LOVE him!! I would totally pee myself!