I honestly have no idea what the theme is for this week.  Racecar spilled his Teddy Grahams (for the fourth time tonight) on the couch and while I was helping him clean them up, I lost track of American Idol and I’m too lazy to rewind it.

Anoop Desai - something by Usher – I’m going to just say this, I think Anoop is a little flat in this performance, BUT for the first time I can see him on stage as a top 40 artist with this performance.  I have a feeling the judges will not agree with me because Brian hated this performance.    Simon thought it was a mess.  Whatevs.

Ariel just asked when bikini girl was going to come back.  Apparently she’s bored.  Why yes, I am dismayed that BIKINI GIRL has had a positive impact on my six year old’s life.

Megan Joy – I DREAD THIS PERFORMANCE, from her voice to the way she shimmies (or whatever that is.)  Turn Your Lights Down Low – She’s singing now which means I am cringing because OHMYGOSH THEHORRORTHATISTHISPERFORMANCE.  Just focus on her pretty teeth, Beth, don’t listen to the voice or watch the crazy “dancing,” just look at her teeth.

whew.  It’s over.   Kara said her voice was “almost irritating” which is oh, so true.

Danny Gokey - What Hurts the Most – I really liked this performance.  I thought it was a very heartfelt performance and I’ve never heard the song before.   It was nice to see him do something different tonight, I can feel his passion.   Love him.

Allison Iraheta - Don’t Speak – I can’t believe her voice is this amazing AND she plays the guitar AND she’s only 16.  Her hair is kri-zay-zee, but so uber-hip.  Are those zippers on the front of her dress or 75,000 little buttons?  I love the way she is singing this song and changing it up and it went by WAY too quickly.  She should be allowed to sing twice.  Am I right or am I right?

The judges hate her outfit, but I have a question…doesn’t someone dress THEM?

Scott MacIntyre is coming up, I have just one question, do you have a blanket and a pillow?  cuz it’s naptime, friends!

Scott MacIntyre - I Love You Just the Way You Are – His hair is very, very tall tonight.  I did not like this performance, probably because this song is boring and it annoys me.

But oh crap, Kara likes it.  And Paula is most proud of him.  And she’s also extremely dumb.  Just in case you forgot. Simon says it was his best performance.  Randy said “one of the best of the night.”

Why am I so not intrigued with this guy like everyone else?

Matt GiraudYou Found Me – I like his hair tonight.  I’m not sure what I think of this performance.  I’m confused because it’s a good song and I think it’s fitting for him, but I feel like his vocals are just not very strong tonight, sometimes flat, sometimes shaky.  But then again, sometimes he sounds great.  so…I don’t know.  I’m confused and now I’m glad it’s over because my head hurts from all of the confusion.

Paula is speaking and why does she have a 1 second pause between EVERY….SINGLE….WORD….SHE….SAYS….errrrrrrrrrrr…sheisdumb.

Lil Rounds - I Surrender – I’m feeling saucy tonight, I’m just going to say what you’re all thinking…baby’s got back.  And I’m insanely jealous.  Her voice sounds really great tonight.  That makes me happy because I love Lil.

Simon said it sounded like a wedding performance.  huh? wha? I do sorta wish she had sung “one” by U2.  Great song that that is.  Good suggestion, Simon.

Adam “sirscreamsalot” LambertPlay That Funky Music – Look kids!  It’s Amanda Overmyer!  (I know many of you love him!  and it’s okay to disagree with me in the comments, just don’t call me fat or a hippie or anything.)  I actually really liked the song until he did that screaming crap.  I can’t handle that noise.  And yes, I realize I sound like an 80 year old woman, but that’s okay with me.

I’m sitting here thinking, will this guy EVER make it in the Top 40 if he wins this competition? Can you imagine listening to that screaming while driving home from a stressful day at work?  I would pull the radio out of my car and throw it out the window.  No lie.

Kris AllenAin’t No Sunshine – Well, I’m a fan of Kris’s, so I really enjoyed this performance.  I thought it was pretty sexy if you ask me.  Could have been better without a shirt on, but you know, it’s a family show.  LOVED this performance.  My favorite of the night.  GO HOT GUY GO!

My favorite of the night – Kris Allen
Bottom three
- Megan Joy (PLEASE.), Scott MacIntyre, Matt Giraud.
Who’s Going Home – Megan Joy (PLEASE.)

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