American Idol – Final Seven…again.
ByWhoa. I almost forgot, two contestants are going home tomorrow. Get your disco balls and your bell bottoms, we are discoing tonight, cats and dogs.
Lil Rounds - I’m Every Woman – Lil Rounds is ROUND. Holy smoky. Is that spandex? I think Brian is just staring at her boobs. (I know I am *cough*) My thoughts: she did a lot of yelling and it was out of control sometimes? Maybe? Yes? And Paula just said that Lil has been ill and has been on vocal rest. or something.
Cowell has predicted her dismissal. I agree.
My boyfriend, Kris Allen (please take your shirt off, please take your shirt off, please take your shirt off.) - She Works Hard for the Money – He’s turned this big song into an acoustic song with bangos, which I happen to think is super cool and creative. I enjoyed this performance and not just because he’s fun to look at. LOVED the ending of this song. LOVED IT.
OMG, SOMEONE PUT A SHOE IN PAULA’S MOUTH. or a fist or something.
Danny Gokey – September – I like Danny, I like his voice, I like his glasses and his story and I think he can dance pretty well. But there was nothing really GREAT about this performance, but his voice was really perfect tonight.
Allison Iraheta - Hot Stuff – I love me some Allison, you all know she’s my favorite but WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE WEARING? It’s distracting me from listening to her. Are those rhinestones? And pleather? And tails hanging from her jacket? NO ALLISON. NO. Fire your stylist. Like yesterday.
I liked her performance, her vocals were good (as always) but I wasn’t wowed which makes me sad because she’s the best. the end.
Simon says: that was a brilliant performance. Right on, brother.
Adam “the screamer” Lambert – If I Can’t Have You - I’m hoping this chap sings us a nice calm song tonight, that would be great. He looks pretty freakin’ hot, if you ask me. I have to tell you, he looks much better in a suit than he does dressed in drag. Am I right or am I right?
Is Paula crying? Somebody push her. Hard. with a shovel.
Good performance by Adam. He did a great job completely changing the song.
I love watching Simon while Paula speaks. It’s probably why I continue to watch this show. IN FACT, how about AI create a DVD with just his reactions to Paula talking. It would be a best seller. No doubt.
Matt Giraud - Staying Alive – Oh help me, I hate this song, but fortunately…Matt is changing it up a little bit. And I like it pretty well, it was entertaining and interesting.
Anoop Desai – noideawhatsongthisis – I like his facial hair. Some of his vocals are pretty good, but the last note was PAINFUL to listen to. Oh, poop, Anoop, you can SANG but I’m concerned that your days are numbered.
Bottom three: Anoop, Lil, Matt
Going bye-bye: um…Lil?
My favorite performances? Kris, then Adam
But TWO are going home this week! I think Lil is definitely gone but I’m torn on the 2nd… probably Anoop even though I like him a lot.
I completely agree with you.
Lil MUST.GO.HOME and I think Anoop will follow her. Adam and Kris (aka SexyBoy) were the best by a mile!!!
Great recap! This is why I don’t have to really watch the show. Feel better!
I had some of these exact same thoughts, I swear! Ask Christy!
Loved Kris tonight!
I agree with ya on the bottom three and who will go home. I’m so impressed with the talent this year, I must say.
God forbid Allison EVER discovers a bedazzler. Like her voice though.
I love me some Allison, but it just doesn’t sit well that a teenager is singing about how she wants some “hot stuff” tonight. Yech.
I just LOVE reading your recaps. I think it’s the highlight of my week. Especially the part about Simon’s reactions to Paula. SO TRUE!!! I loved Kris tonight, and I sure wish I could like Adam because dang, he can sing!
I heard on the radio this morning that Paula may not be coming back next season. They asked her if the new judge is taking her place and she said no one could take her place. LOL Yeah, no one could suck as bad as she does! It is painful to listen to her. I love Simon’s facial expressions while listening to her. He cracks me up. We should create a petition “No More Paula!” and send it to Fox. LOL
“Is Paula crying. Somebody push her. Hard. with a shovel.”
“Oh poop Anoop!” Seriously Beth, I am dying over her. You’ve got the best recaps! Oh you know how to make me laugh. I would love to watch the show live with you sometime.
oh my word. i’m seriously laughing so hard that my sweet little babe can’t nurse because she’s just smiling at me like i’m crazy!! =)
i would totally buy a “simon.looks.at.paula.like.she.is.crazy.because.she.is” DVD!!! hilarious
i, too, LOVE kris allen….i wonder if his wife is happy and excited or jealous….i hope she’s happy.
Kris is yummy.
Remember, two have to go. I think it will be Lil and Anoop or Matt. Wishful thinking since I’ve always been pulling for Anoop…
I agree that Lil and Anoop will be leaving tonight. I think Matt will be in the bottom. My favorites are still Adam and Allison. I really loved your recap. You are SPOT ON DUDE! I didn’t like the songs, but I’m not fond of Disco.
anoop is hot.
You’re comments were right on! Good job. And I’m glad you’re finally coming around on Adam! I agree with your bottom three and I’m especially a little worried about Matt. I think he deserves to stay but he just doesn’t seem to have the charisma that the others have. You do remember that two are leaving tonight, right?
So my favorite two are Kris and Danny. I think Allison has a great voice. but I just cant look at her when she sings. She always has a look on her face like she has gas or maybe she’s going to throw up.
Although I’m not a fan of Adam’s screaming I do think is very talented. Maybe they can just go an episode with out getting a close up on his tonsils. It will be just an effective from about 10 feet back.
I loved Lil from the beginning, but what happened to her?
Can we vote Paula off? (oh wait.. it’s not survivor)
Kris is HAWTNESS. His mouth…way sexy. I could do things to his mouth and other parts of him.
Uh Hum…anyways..I hate Anoop’s eyebrows. Caterpillars much!
I think Simon and Paula are secretly getting it on.
Lil Rounds, I did the happy dance when she went home. Gahhh about time!