Whoa.  I almost forgot, two contestants are going home tomorrow.   Get your disco balls and your bell bottoms, we are discoing tonight, cats and dogs.

Lil Rounds - I’m Every Woman – Lil Rounds is ROUND.  Holy smoky.  Is that spandex?  I think Brian is just staring at her boobs. (I know I am *cough*)  My thoughts: she did a lot of yelling and it was out of control sometimes?  Maybe?  Yes?  And Paula just said that Lil has been ill and has been on vocal rest.  or something.

Cowell has predicted her dismissal.  I agree.

My boyfriend, Kris Allen (please take your shirt off, please take your shirt off, please take your shirt off.) -  She Works Hard for the Money – He’s turned this big song into an acoustic song with bangos, which I happen to think is super cool and creative.  I enjoyed this performance and not just because he’s fun to look at.  LOVED the ending of this song.  LOVED IT.

OMG, SOMEONE PUT A SHOE IN PAULA’S MOUTH.  or a fist or something.

Danny Gokey – September – I like Danny, I like his voice, I like his glasses and his story and I think he can dance pretty well.  But there was nothing really GREAT about this performance, but his voice was really perfect tonight.

Allison Iraheta - Hot Stuff – I love me some Allison, you all know she’s my favorite but WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE WEARING?   It’s distracting me from listening to her.  Are those rhinestones?    And pleather?  And tails hanging from her jacket?  NO ALLISON. NO.  Fire your stylist.  Like yesterday.

I liked her performance, her vocals were good (as always) but I wasn’t wowed which makes me sad because she’s the best.  the end.

Simon says:  that was a brilliant performance. Right on, brother.

Adam “the screamer” Lambert – If I Can’t Have You -  I’m hoping this chap sings us a nice calm song tonight, that would be great.  He looks pretty freakin’ hot, if you ask me.  I have to tell you, he looks much better in a suit than he does dressed in drag.  Am I right or am I right?

Is Paula crying?  Somebody push her.  Hard. with a shovel.

Good performance by Adam.  He did a great job completely changing the song.

I love watching Simon while Paula speaks.  It’s probably why I continue to watch this show.  IN FACT, how about AI create a DVD with just his reactions to Paula talking.  It would be a best seller.  No doubt.

Matt Giraud - Staying Alive – Oh help me, I hate this song, but fortunately…Matt is changing it up a little bit.  And I like it pretty well, it was entertaining and interesting.

Anoop Desai – noideawhatsongthisis – I like his facial hair.  Some of his vocals are pretty good, but the last note was PAINFUL to listen to.  Oh, poop, Anoop, you can SANG but I’m concerned that your days are numbered.

Bottom three:  Anoop, Lil, Matt

Going bye-bye: um…Lil?

My favorite performances?  Kris, then Adam