I’m hesitant doing this tonight because I am so incredibly tired, we didn’t get to bed until 3:30 last night and you know, we have kids…so no rest for the weary.

But, I had a dream that I was on Idol this week and I ROCKED IT OUT, but then I was voted off unfairly, so I don’t want to diss the show after I was dissed in my dream.

Danny Gokey - Paula’s song choice – I don’t know this song and I don’t think I like it this time around.  It all seems off.   Lively?  Yes.   But still awkward.  I blame Paula.  Also, either that saxophone was very tiny or that guy was very not tiny.

Kris AllenApologize, song choice by Randy & Kara – I really like this song and I am loving this version.  Kinda sultry.  Speaking of sultry…sure would be cool if he took his shirt off and laid on that there piano.  (must take cold shower…)

These bitchass judges better like it.  And Kara doesn’t like it, I wish I could flick her in the forehead.

The judges are on my nerves tonight.

Speaking of “on my nerves,” Adam is up next.

Adam Lambert - One, Simon’s choice – Dang him, this is one of my favorite songs, now I’m going to like Adam tonight.  But wait, I do not like this version AT ALL.  Bono is probably wincing at the television right now while sitting in a pub in Dublin, wishing he hadn’t given Simon his approval to use THIS ONCE AWESOME SONG.

Annnnd, the judges loved it.  I quit.

Okay, seriously?  Why are they scared to say anything negative to him?  IT SUCKED.

Danny GokeyYou Are So Beautiful – zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  Am I right?  Hey, it’s Lullaby Idol!  Oh, thank goodness, it’s picking up nicely, which is exactly what this song needed.  He has an AMAZING voice but I was honestly bored.

NEXT.

Kris AllenHeartless – Love, love, love this song, I am so excited to see what he does with this.  I adore this performance, so much so that I’m thinking I’m going to download it.  This performance was 1000 times more modern than Danny’s and so much better than the screech fest thrown by Adam.

Love this.  It was brilliant and after Simon’s comment, I have goosebumps.

Screamer LambertCryin’ – Let me pause this and go vote for Kris.  Again.  Okay, so you know I love Aerosmith but close your eyes during this performance and tell me that he doesn’t sound just like Cher.  That is not good. Not good at all.  I personally can not wait for this performance to be over.

OMG. THE JUDGES LOVE IT?!!?  What am I missing?  Help me, friends, wasn’t it terrible?  What the hell?

I guess I’m just old.

Either way…I think Kris was above the rest.  I do hope Kris makes it through, that’s all that matters to me, k?

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