The judges are all dressed up tonight.  Simon has a sports jacket on and Randy just got done at clown school, apparently.

Is anyone else as surprised as I am that the season finale is already here?  What am I going to write about?  How can I get The Nester to visit my blog once a week?  Somebody help me!

Adam Lambert - Mad World - Well, he is a smart boy singing this song, I was just listening to this song yesterday thinking that it was my favorite performance of his.  Right now, with the smoke and the long coat it could be Ozzy Osbourne walking down the stairs, for all I know.  Oh, wait, no, it is Adam.

I’m anticapting hearing the judges rave about him no matter what he sings, no matter how he performs.  I’m pretty sure he could do the chicken dance and do somersaults after wards and Paula would call him a “shining star” and Simon would agree.

This song was good for me (again) because he didn’t SCREAM.  HATE.THE.SCREAMING.

Simon’s shirt is pretty much completely unbuttoned, does he know this?  Simon dared said “over-theatrical” and the judges are booing him.  These judges truly have been soo annoying to me this season.  Is it me?  Is it them?  I don’t know.

Kris Allen – Ain’t No Sunshine – Hello veins popping out of your neck.  Hello arm muscles…how you doin’?  I love it when he plays the piano, but my mind always drifts to him laying on it topless.  It’s very distracting.

Seriously, though.  I think he sounds great, but he’s awesome, so why wouldn’t he?    He is a definite contender, I’m super glad that it’s him in the final two and not Danny.  Much deserved.

I’m waiting for the judges to not like it because THAT’S WHAT THEY DO.    But…HOLLA!!!!!  RANDY LOVED HIS PERFORMANCE AND KARA, TOO!  I don’t care what Paula says and Simon enjoyed it, as well..

HELLZ YES.  Round One goes to Kris.

Adam Lambert – Change is Going to Come - He looks very svelte in his shiny gray suit…When he furls his eyebrow he looks very angry, very gassy.

His vocals sounded very good, he did the yell that I can’t stand, but he still didn’t SCCRREEEAAMMM like he normally does.   His did great.  (see?  aren’t I a good sportsman? vote for Kris, he loves kittens and gives his Mom singing coupons…)

Kris Allen – What’s Going On – I love how different Adam and Kris are, don’t you?   I don’t think this is one of my favorite songs ever, but his vocals are great and I totally love the beat and the fact that he’s playing the guitar.

Wasn’t super duper, but wasn’t terrible.

Adam Lambert – new song I don’t know - So, I know I don’t know this song, but I’m thinking that maybe Adam doesn’t know it that well, either.  He sounds very pitchy to me and he seems to be running out of breath a lot.  Then again…he is not my favorite contender.

I don’t like this song right now.  Maybe I will some other day, but right now, it’s totally annoys me.

Note to self: do not hire Kara to write a song for me.

Did you notice that Adam never really screamed tonight?  Play it safe, much?  Well, it’s true, man.

Kris Allen - new song I don’t know – ah, the song is called No Boundaries and it pretty much sucks – But already, his version is less annoying to me than Adam’s but that’s because Kris is awesome.

I honestly, honestly, honestly like his version better than Adam’s, it just made more sense.

Paula is dumb.  The End.

But Simon said some kind parting words.   And the show is over.

Sidenote:  Carrie Underwood’s boots are rockin’.  LOVE THEM.  She and I look just alike.  Didn’t you know that?

Well, I personally am hoping and praying that Kris wins…but I am not expecting it.  We shall see.

Who is going to win?

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