This past weekend was one of those really slow, really fast, completely filled up weekends with tons of events and zero downtime but still sprinkled with lots of really cool moments but also sprinkled with yucky things like laundry and reorganizing and marital spats and reminding yourself to clean the toilets every time you use the restroom because MYGOD what are we animals? but you don’t go to the restroom as often as you like because Eli has plans for you and those plans do not include restroom breaks. Also, I don’t typically say restroom but I do now because that’s what Noah says and he’s an 80 year man, happily trapped in a six year old body.
It all began Friday night when Brian and I finally went on a date for the first time in seven hundred years. We dropped the kids off at Grandma and Grandpa’s and we were off for 2.75 hours of free time. We headed to a restaurant we had never been to – we sat down and opened the menu and the prices made Brian’s wallet and heart fall onto the floor and sprint towards the door.
Seriously. I looked at Brian and out of the corner of my mouth, I quietly said “do you want to run because OHMYGOD, let’s buy some furniture for the price of this steak.”
Except we couldn’t run without getting busted because they took our number when we made reservations which we soon realized the next time a restaurant wants our PHONE NUMBER when taking RESERVATIONS that we are not at Denny’s anymore and to HANG UP, immediately and go order the Grand Slam.
Except we stayed and we drank a bottle of wine and had filet mignon that literally melted in your mouth and chocolate cake, so rich that you want to nap on it and service beyond compare to any other service and a night filled with magic. But I’m pretty sure the magic was not because of the forty jillion dollar dinner but moreso because we were actually dedicating time to US.
Which was so needed.
The next day, I had a newborn photo session scheduled with a very dear friend of mine. I was in my bedroom working, trying to get caught up on my never-ending to-do list when I became so inspired that I told Brian to drop everything and let’s get dressed and go to our European Market. I don’t know what came over me but I know that this market is so awesome and it’s every Saturday and we have only gone once this year which is a shame because it is so delightful and the popcorn and Rosemary Flatbread are to die for and now I’m realizing why I am overweight.

oh, hello, wonderful, happy, healthy children. Your Mama loves you.
So, we packed up for the entire day. Headed to the market, then to my Mom’s, I went to my photo shoot and did a session with THE NEWBORN WHO DOES NOT SLEEP and four hours later went back to my Mom’s where I got to hear stories about my kids and Eli with my family and that made me so happy.
The next day, we went to church earlier than normal and Anna and I went to lunch at Panera and then went shopping which made that day “the best day of her life.”
Yesterday, also known as “Labor All Day” was exhausting. Brian and Noah went out for breakfast for boy’s time while Anna and I hung out with Eli, who by the way has been sleeping for the past 45 minutes which is freaking me out but I’m staring at him through the monitor but I think I need to invest in some hospital equipment that will tell me his vitals at all times. Including his pulse ox. Which I have no idea what the means but I heard it on Grey’s Anatomy the other night and now I feel smart. and cool.
PULSE OX! DEFIBRILLATOR! CHROMOSOME! VENTRICLE! STAT!
I am feeling really cool right about now.
Anyway, yesterday I moved from sun up to sun down and when I finally got down time, I sat on the couch to respond to emails and edit photos and my eyes failed me and I fell asleep.
Then this morning I HAD to take photos for my photography workshop but my normal models were at school, so I had to recruit Eli and put in him this basket of strangulation and take photos, which he didn’t seem to mind because strings are fun.

And if you are thinking he’s looking at me like I’m an absolute idiot, well, you should have seen what I was doing to get him to look at ME and not those strings. Because I looked like an absolute idiot. I’m certain all of my neighbors would agree.
This weekend was a blur, a busy, colorful, twisted, lovely, exhausting, laundry-filled, argument having, cuddling, kissing, steak eating BLUR.
The absolute best kind.




























Sounds like a great weekend! Awesome photo- so cute!
It’s so refreshing to hear an honest but yet hilarious post like this! Such a cute picture with the strings
I agree with you. The amazing time you and your husband had was not because of the divine food. I learned that lesson. I used to think Sugar Daddy & I had to eat at amazing restaurants when we went out. But, really, the best times have been over pizza & beer.
And I LOVE his face in the picture.
I love how Anna is just holding him, like it’s normal and natural for her. She is a wonder.
We were the same this weekend, long weekend but now I need a weekend off from my long weekend! Ugh!
CHROMOSOME! VENTRICLE! STAT!
I love this post but that part made me laugh the most so that’s what I’m taking with me on this lovely day.
Oh, and also what Kellyn said, how Anna is like, “Yeah, I’m holding a baby, in a little bit I’m going to put him down for a nap and put dinner in the crockpot and vacuum the floorboards and whip up a few dozen cookies for the Bake Sale, ’cause I’m just such a natural mom.”
You know how I’m really, really sick and miserable and not really eating anything? Now I want chocolate cake. Tease. I also want to know where you went to dinner.
Those pictures are great. We were going to go to the European Market Saturday, but you know, sickness of doom and all that.
your weekend sounds like what a lucky girl’s weekend should be. wonderful, busy, calm, lovely.. i overate too this weekend but hey, we have the rest of our lives to work it off.
I’m so glad you had a dinner out. How wonderful.
That photo of Eli is delicious.
Steph
Such a great post Beth! I love hearing about your weekend w/ your wonderful family. I am glad that it was crazy busy and crazy normal – that’s the good stuff!
P.S. I bought flowers @ Walmart last week & thought of you. You’re right- they were so beautiful. Thanks for the suggestion.
sounds like a crazy weekend. but it sure made for some funny reading! i love the shot of the three kids.
Um, how many Red Bulls did you drink before writing that post, because my word at all the run-on sentences. But they were funny, insightful, lovely run-on sentences.
You crack me up.
Love your kiddos, LOVE.
Beth, you totally crack me up and I can relate to so many of your posts. My husband was threatening to get me a pulse ox for Christmas because I was checking on our daughter so often. I used to be an ICU nurse and I just can’t help myself. He keeps reminding me that she is a perfectly healthy baby NOT an ICU patient. What can I say, I’m a little OCD at times. When I want to get good pictures of Addy I take her out into the yard and bark like a dog to get her attention and make her smile. I’m pretty sure my neighbors think I have totally lost it. She is not so impressed with the barking any more and sometimes gives me that same look Eli has in your picture…so cute!
I love the way You write and describe perfectly normal situations and a pretty average weekend in a family of 5 – it feels like you are telling about my life – in a funny way! I am 36, 3 kids, been married 500 years, christian and a new reader!
This is the wonderful, busy, crazy, tiring, fabulous, we’ll look back and wonder how we survived it all, season of our lives. Don’t you love it?!?
LOL! It’s amazing how much we tend to pack in on a weekend! Or any day, for that matter! Beautiful photos!!!
It sounds like you had an awesome weekend. Sorry I missed you at the market. Did you come in the park or just stay in the market? I was at a booth in the park.
That was a great post…just the right touch of honesty, laughter and fun!
Oh my gosh I love the look on Eli’s face. Adorable.
Love every word. Love those crazy weekends, and love that you took us along on yours.
He is TOTALLY like “Woman, what is WRONG with you??”
What photog workshop are you using??
Why am I using double question marks??
It’s starting to feel a bit like fall. I got to thinking about last Oct. when the design team from K Mart did a Halloween make over for you. I loved that. I went back and watched those videos just now and got myself in the mood to start digging out my Halloween stuff. Thanks Beth.
That picture cracks me up! What a face!
And I do not know why I don’t go to the European Market more. Seriously. That place is awesome.
What’s better than a blog post that makes you laugh right out loud when you read it and then keeps a smile pasted on your face through the rest of it. Nothing! What a fun, beautiful post. I always said you should be on the stage, Beth and you prove that I’m right over and over with your incredible sense of humor. Oh and you should be a photographer too because your photos are amazing. Oh that’s right you are!
Anyway thanks for brightening my day with my favorite kind of post written by my favorite blogger!
You made this a fun review. Good job!
Your children are just beautiful. =)