I feel like I have a lot of things to share with you guys. Like, some of my new (and old) favorite things.
I’m just hoping to share something with you that you’ll love or that could potentially make you gain 8 pounds because it tastes so good. If that’s what ends up happening, don’t blame me. It’s not my fault.
Speaking of me gaining 8 pounds. I introduce you to my newest addiction:
I have serious mixed feelings about these chips because they’re so good, I wish they didn’t exist. BUT THEY ARE SO GOOD. ugh. SO GOOD.
Would you like to gain another five pounds? Yes? *high five* TRY THIS!
Now, this business is the creamiest most delicious ice cream treat I know right now. The problem is that I never stop eating it until it’s COMPLETELY empty which equals 880 calories and FORTY grams of fat. (those numbers are for real, folks.)
The other problem is that buying this ice cream will MURDER your checking account. $4.50 a pint. yikes. And when you eat 9 a week, or seven, mind your own business – that’s quite an expense.
So, I ditched it. It was so difficult to do but I had to. Now I’m hooked on this ice cream – it’s good and it’s about $4 for a half gallon. And I’m pretty sure it’s healthy for me, like carrots or broccoli. Yes it is.
I’m feeling bad because all I’ve done is make you all gain weight and feel bad about yourselves , so let me help by telling you about my favorite eye cream, k? (you know, TO HIDE THOSE ASSHOLE WRINKLES.) (that said EYE cream, not ICE cream, by the way. Get your mind out of the freezer, god.)
I’m not going to lie to you, this stuff is EXPENSIVE but, it lasts forever. I started using it in February 2010 and I just purchased my fourth container of it. Think about how some of us spend this type of money on ice cream without even thinking about it. *cough*
This is Extra eye repair by Bobbi Brown, it’s $69 but it works. I actually went without for a few days and looked in the mirror and saw the difference in my eyes. It was drastic. (and it also killed me how wrinkly my skin was. UGH. SO OLD.) It works. Also, I only use Bobbi Brown products on my face (except I use a clinique moisturizer and it’s possible that lots of people tell me I look much younger than my actual old age. I’m just saying.)
If you’re built like me and you have a bit of a bulging, flabby, squishy belly, THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN, DO NOT SEE ABOVE…then you may love these jeans. They’re my new favorite. They’re not too tight around my thighs and I can *ahem* TUCK my belly neatly into my jeans. They’re a good fit and not expensive.
Anything with the Sweetheart cut by Old Navy is a home run for me.
Alright, friends. I think I’ve shared enough! Happy eating, de-wrinkling and jean wearing!