As if I’m not hormonal enough, let me tell you.
As most of you know, I’ve had some major high blood pressure/thyroid issues that the doctors are trying desperately to figure out.
Obviously because it’s been almost two weeks and I’m still undiagnosed, but whatever, I’m sure they are concerned, at least a little bit.
or not.
On Friday morning I went in for my long awaited thyroid ultrasound. I had pre-registered for my ultrasound the day before and walked into this tiny hospital at 9:28, with my crack coffee in hand, allowing myself PU-LENTY of time to get to the ultrasound room. Really, it’s small. Wal-Mart across the street is much bigger. I was stopped at the front desk and I told them that I had pre-registered, THANKYOUVERYMUCH and she was like "take a number, beyotch."
So, I did. I had number ONE. And I sat there, waiting for…no one. It was aggravating to say the least. I walked up at 9:40 and was like, "hi there, Sue. My appointment was at 9:30 and now I’m sitting here. Are the ultrasound folks going to think I didn’t show up?" And she was like "probably, you were supposed to be here early."
Oh really? Early? Because nobody told me that.
So, someone called the ultrasound folks and I sat back down. And continued to wait for absolutely nobody, because I was still number ONE.
I was called up to the desk and asked for all sorts of information. I thought maybe I had accidently applied for a small loan, but apparently I was in fact, in the right place. Sue proceeded to call the ultrasound folks, not knowing someone else did, and told them that Beth Folding Laundry had just arrived. Wha? Who? Who the Wha? I whipped my head around and looked at the clock and it said 9:48.
I know she di’int.
But, truly, I didn’t care. I’m totally hormonal. I went from wanting to shove the phone down her throat to wanting to hug her for being a jerk. whatever. I quit.
So, I went back to the ultrasound folks and had my ultrasound done on my thyroid. Which typically is not a big deal, but when your thyroid is swollen and you already have the someone is trying to choke me feeling all of the time, that little wand adds a lot of pressure. Let’s just say I was glad to be in my car with my crack coffee when that ordeal was over with.
Which leads me to yesterday, yes ya’ll, I have a point. I woke up and took my thyroid meds and blood pressure meds (among other medications not listed), and yes, I use a daily pill holder because I’m EIGHTY. About 30 minutes went by when my body started to freak out. I had already felt feverish when I woke up, but I started to feel real bad. Fever (100.6), high pulse (105! resting), high blood pressure (freakin’ high).
And the tightening around my throat??? Almost to the point where I go to the emergency room. So, instead, I called my doctor on a Saturday morning.
I CALLED MY DOCTOR ON A SATURDAY MORNING. I still can not believe I did that, but … I had to. He called me back and apparently, that little wand on my throat, where my thyroid is, released hormones from my thyroid into my body. So, when I woke up and took my dose of additional thyroid?
My body lost it’s ever loving mind.
It was quite a day, filled with MANY, MANY HORMONES! And a lot of naps and my heart beat more yesterday than it has in my thirty years combined, but hey, I survived and today, I’m better, I think.
I hope.
And so does my husband.
And so does my doctor, after all, I pulled the I’ll call you on Saturday card, I think I may have a diagnosis sometime within the hour.


























